motherfuckinoedipus:

saxypone:

fuchsiamae:

dextronoms:

bitches-im-balin:

bigbigtruck:

krudman:

I love this

"you come here often?" "DWARVEN CRAAAFTS"

"hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven-"
"FAVOR THE BOW, EH? I’M A SWORD MAN MYSELF"

"hey let me buy you a drin-"
"LET ME GUESS: SOMEONE STOLE YOUR SWEET ROLL?"

"hey gorgeous-"
"I LIKE SHORTS! THEY’RE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR!"

"hey beauti-""SOMETIMES, I DREAM ABOUT CHEESE"

”are you an angel becau-”
”Talos the Mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give Praise! We are but maggots writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man you said, “Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now in royalty and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you.”  Aye, love! Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives? And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit the heavens and earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever!”

Okay, I have to admit that if this ever happened to me, I will probably squeal and ask that girl out right off the bat. And probably get pepper spray all over the eyes immediately after, but come on, just imagine the idea that it actually works and you two get married and you have kids and when they ask you how you met: “Well, you see, I went to my usual bar and I found this super attractive lady. I wanted to break the ice with one of the standard pick up lines and she screamed at me “SKULL FOR THE SKULL THRONE!” And then I yelled back “BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!” And at that very moment, we knew we were made for each other.” 

motherfuckinoedipus:

saxypone:

fuchsiamae:

dextronoms:

bitches-im-balin:

bigbigtruck:

krudman:

I love this

"you come here often?"
"DWARVEN CRAAAFTS"

"hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven-"

"FAVOR THE BOW, EH? I’M A SWORD MAN MYSELF"

"hey let me buy you a drin-"

"LET ME GUESS: SOMEONE STOLE YOUR SWEET ROLL?"

"hey gorgeous-"

"I LIKE SHORTS! THEY’RE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR!"

"hey beauti-"

"SOMETIMES, I DREAM ABOUT CHEESE"

”are you an angel becau-”

”Talos the Mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give Praise! We are but maggots writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man you said, “Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now in royalty and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you.”  Aye, love! Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives? And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit the heavens and earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever!”

Okay, I have to admit that if this ever happened to me, I will probably squeal and ask that girl out right off the bat. And probably get pepper spray all over the eyes immediately after, but come on, just imagine the idea that it actually works and you two get married and you have kids and when they ask you how you met: “Well, you see, I went to my usual bar and I found this super attractive lady. I wanted to break the ice with one of the standard pick up lines and she screamed at me “SKULL FOR THE SKULL THRONE!” And then I yelled back “BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!” And at that very moment, we knew we were made for each other.” 

After a short talk with Jester here, he was able to tell me a few tricks (meaning, simple stuff everyone and their mother knows about SAI and I blissfully had no idea about. I’m a writer first, after all), I was able to master lineart. Or, at least, make sure it’s not a big problem anymore. I wanted to thank Jester in some way, so when I found out she loved the Patapon series, I decided to draw our characters as our favorite Uberheroes.

Steel Plate: Jamsch, the status effect-inducing bard.
Jester Bells: Tondenga, the war giant.

And yes, those are the masks they wear; I made up the gear, because shit in the game is just way too small to try and draw it without losing my poor eyes in the process.

After a short talk with Jester here, he was able to tell me a few tricks (meaning, simple stuff everyone and their mother knows about SAI and I blissfully had no idea about. I’m a writer first, after all), I was able to master lineart. Or, at least, make sure it’s not a big problem anymore. I wanted to thank Jester in some way, so when I found out she loved the Patapon series, I decided to draw our characters as our favorite Uberheroes.

Steel Plate: Jamsch, the status effect-inducing bard.

Jester Bells: Tondenga, the war giant.

And yes, those are the masks they wear; I made up the gear, because shit in the game is just way too small to try and draw it without losing my poor eyes in the process.

ask-cocopommel:

missromancedy:

ask-chiffon-chemise:

askneonflight:

twistedgravekeeper:

ask-melodaycare:

askflamemaddie:

((Guess who needs a date yo ouo/))

I…um need a date

Sure let’s do it, he’ll open his graveyard or something.

((!!!!))

Wait I love halloween.

I am gonna dress up romancedy so hard for this, just cause I wanna draw her in a spoopy outfit fff- she doesnt even need a date just to dress up hehehehe

YEEEEEE IM GONNA DO THIS BUT COCO NEEDS A DATE SO-

Eh, why not? This could be interesting to try, and I have a few ideas for halloween costumes.

ask-cocopommel:

missromancedy:

ask-chiffon-chemise:

askneonflight:

twistedgravekeeper:

ask-melodaycare:

askflamemaddie:

((Guess who needs a date yo ouo/))

I…um need a date

Sure let’s do it, he’ll open his graveyard or something.

((!!!!))

Wait I love halloween.

I am gonna dress up romancedy so hard for this, just cause I wanna draw her in a spoopy outfit fff- she doesnt even need a date just to dress up hehehehe

YEEEEEE IM GONNA DO THIS BUT COCO NEEDS A DATE SO-

Eh, why not? This could be interesting to try, and I have a few ideas for halloween costumes.

Finally, here’s my part of the design trade. I took way too long with this
—-
Silk Hat is a mysterious unicorn who dresses in bright concealing clothes; though apart from her “unique” fashion, not much else is known about Silk. Silk works as a waitress in a casino, though she has been prohibited from gambling due to suspicions of cheating
—
(I am SO not used to getting fanart/trades that I need a few days off to squeal over the place. Thanks, man! I will put this character to good use! 

Finally, here’s my part of the design trade. I took way too long with this

—-

Silk Hat is a mysterious unicorn who dresses in bright concealing clothes; though apart from her “unique” fashion, not much else is known about Silk. Silk works as a waitress in a casino, though she has been prohibited from gambling due to suspicions of cheating

(I am SO not used to getting fanart/trades that I need a few days off to squeal over the place. Thanks, man! I will put this character to good use! 

fgsshinyhoard:

note-a-bear:

I HATE THIS WEBSITE

I LOVE THIS WEBSITE

I HAVE NO STRONG FEELINGS ONE WAY OR THE OTHER FOR THIS WEBSITE

As if I needed more reasons to be a slow artist

I’ve always had reasons to not write/draw while following a specific schedule. Most of them being:

-Gaming like a mofo.
-Exhausted from house chores.
-Simply not feeling like it.
-Lack of inspiration.
-Friends come to visit (extremely rare)

If I needed one extra reason, which I didn’t, I got one: I have a job. Well, several. Sort of. Being a freelance translator for several companies around the world, mostly. With plans on moving from Spain, my home country, to the US and saving to do so. Assignments aren’t that common for now, but I’ve gotten a few, with the idea of becoming an official, professional translator in hopefully a not so far away future.

With this report about my current situation, I bid thee farewell and I hope I’ll be able to write and draw more.

Bearded Rants

I’ve always considered myself a comedian, though much more of a spontaneous kind rather than the classic, scripted one in stand-up. It’s why my short career as one didn’t work. But as a writer, which I’ve been for almost eight years now, I decided to try and earn a living as a freelance writer/translator. If any of you have given it a try, you’ll notice how troublesome that crap is. Allow me to expand on this.

I have two bookmarked sites I usually visit. One of them allows employers to set the job offers so only premium members can apply for jobs (it’s a yearly fee of 120 bucks). If you aren’t a premium member… well, there are SOME jobs that aren’t set to Premium-only, but even then, to apply for the job, you have to pay 1 dollar. Just so it’s clear enough for everyone, I’ll repeat it. They [i]charge you[/i] for applying for a job. If you’re premium, applying is free, but if you’re trying to earn some money for yourself and are starting, you’re basically screwed unless the employer offers you to contact him via email directly. Other than that, you’re hosed. Then they have the translation contests, which would be awesome to have something to show off and get you in the spotlight and prove your skills. But again, only uncommon language pair (say, Arabic to Icelandic) you can make submissions as a free members. As a measure to trim entries in the most common language pairs (mostly English to almost any common language known to man) you must be a premium member of the site. So no “prove your worth” for you either. Also, mastery of a translation assistant program is required in mot jobs, premium-only or not, and those bastards cost over 600 bucks. I dunno, there are expensive dictionaries, but those are quite useful. I have one, actually, and it works wonders. I know it’s much more, but damn.

Then there’s the other freelancing site. This one at least isn’t demanding when it comes to “you have to pay for apply”, but it counters it with more bullshit. You have limited bids (times you can apply for jobs), and they regenerate very slowly (if you’re a free user, you get another bid every three days), and of course, competing with hundreds of people. Not only that, but, while there’s no way of making jobs “premium-only” in this one, the employer might demand to have passed one of the several exams the site offers to show your skills. And, of course, those cost money. 5 pounds each. Even if the exams aren’t truly necessary, it’s constantly encouraged to pass them to attract more clients. Again, this is balls if you’re trying to start. Not only you have to think about all that, but most of the jobs have such a miserably low pay that you have to read it several times because you refuse to believe. It’s very common to see offers where they pay you one dollar per 500-word article. Wow! [i]A whole dollar![/i] These guys are throwing money away like candy here! And don’t even get me started with rush jobs! This was a real, I-shit-you-not” conversation with a client.

"Hey, I need to get this 10 pages translated!"

"Sure, when’s the deadline?"

"In thirty minutes."

Yeah, that happens. And the pay is still shitty compared to the average translation rates. “Hire freelancers for a fraction of a cost,” they say on the site. A fraction indeed.

So while I still throw bids there and hope for jobs here and there, I’m working on another projects I’ll keep you informed about. I’ll still try to draw/update little by little as i usually do.

Okay, for those without too much to do, it’s flashback time!

I have been a huge passionate for ye olde art of blacksmithing since I was twelve, and I had always dreamed of becoming one myself. When I started in this fandom, I considered creating an OC for an ask blog (I was horrible at drawing, but I liked the idea) and I designed this character, whose original name was Steel Plate. After becoming a fanfic author and considering I’d never start the blog, I put the idea away. I still liked the character and I decided to make it my ponsyona. Then I added the talking, living beard during my time as a reviewer (which I still am), but the original concept was always in my head, but with no idea what to do with it. Maybe my lack of ways to draw combined with my thoughts about the blog probably going nowhere trapped the idea in some sort of limbo forever.

And that’s the story. I never said it was gonna be a good one; I said it had one :P.

Okay, for those without too much to do, it’s flashback time!

I have been a huge passionate for ye olde art of blacksmithing since I was twelve, and I had always dreamed of becoming one myself. When I started in this fandom, I considered creating an OC for an ask blog (I was horrible at drawing, but I liked the idea) and I designed this character, whose original name was Steel Plate. After becoming a fanfic author and considering I’d never start the blog, I put the idea away. I still liked the character and I decided to make it my ponsyona. Then I added the talking, living beard during my time as a reviewer (which I still am), but the original concept was always in my head, but with no idea what to do with it. Maybe my lack of ways to draw combined with my thoughts about the blog probably going nowhere trapped the idea in some sort of limbo forever.

And that’s the story. I never said it was gonna be a good one; I said it had one :P.

judacris:

enamorado16:

mylittlepony4u:

Did anybody else know that in a FIM official promo on how to create Cutie Mark Crusaders Chocolate Popcorn, the CMC are shown as adults, with their cutie marks?http://mylittlepony4u.tumblr.com/

D8 SINCE 2012!!

What the stuff?!

… waaaait a minute… WOAH

judacris:

enamorado16:

mylittlepony4u:

Did anybody else know that in a FIM official promo on how to create Cutie Mark Crusaders Chocolate Popcorn, the CMC are shown as adults, with their cutie marks?

http://mylittlepony4u.tumblr.com/

D8 SINCE 2012!!

What the stuff?!

… waaaait a minute… WOAH

I swear I wanted to draw some r34, but then I got this idea in my mind and I was like “Dude, that’s the most awesome thing you’ve thought today! Draw it!” I think I have a problem. 

I swear I wanted to draw some r34, but then I got this idea in my mind and I was like “Dude, that’s the most awesome thing you’ve thought today! Draw it!” I think I have a problem.